Monday, 15 December 2014

The huntsman

The huntsman was heroic and kind when he brutally slaughtered the wolf with his rusty knife.  He lives in a huge spruce wood house.  You’ll see him with his little vase of whiskey in his top pocket.  He sometimes gets mistaken for Bigfoot, he’s so hairy.  He has a big chopper moustache.  He had to try the test in collage five times! He creeps slowly and observes every animal with caution.  He tells stories about being kidnapped by wolves and bears.  He’s the wealthiest man in the village.




Why people can’t live in Antarctica for long


It’s to dry and that means that it is almost impossible to get water and without water you can barely breathe. Because Antarctica is the driest place on earth the animals that live there don’t have much to drink and that means that some drink salt water and when you eat the animals you will get real sick because salt water has lots of bugs, fish poo and wee in it 3\9 and the penguins would not have much meat and you’d have to cook it too which is hard and you’d have to slaughter about 12 penguins a meal,seal would be a treat and the seal is super smelly (dam!) but then again the seal is pretty nice and the blubber make’s perfect oil but tremendously thick. Antarctica is the mightiest and highest place on earth you would need like  ten cans of oil for the skidoo and it would be problematical to get around the avalanches would be annoying because you’d be pushed further and further away from your goal

By Brennan 



Kelly Tarltons


Room14 went to Kelley Tarltons to have a sleep over. I slept in the fish tunnel and I kept on going to the guys behind us. They were constantly coming around with massive blinding torches!!  Ow! “Can you not” “sorry”.  I thought to myself 5 hours    It smelt like rotten fish ewwwwwww!! Ronish was snoring zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I felt so exhausted but I couldn’t get to sleep I stared at the motionless fish.  When I finely got to sleep it was 2.35 in the morning I thought to myself 5 hours breakfast. I got up at 6.00 not because I wanted to because I got woken up by people running around.


By Brennan 
                            Athletics

Ready steady split AHH MY PANTS!! I sprinted ignoring the fact that my pants just split how embarrassing well they were too small for me. Bill just past me I was panicking get back here. I just got in front of Bill but I came 4th he got right back in front ahh whyyy! Next we went to the hurtles the hole got even worse well hopefully nobody will see it…never mind Cole and Theo just saw it.  We went up down up down up down up down then boing boing boing.  That w as  exhausting!  I was laughing and embarrassed at the same time.  Boy, was that weird!